BULLSHIT QUOTES FOR MARKETING PURPOSES:
Here are some bullshit quotes from people who I’ve intimidated.
“Casual brilliance” – The Guardian
“Insightful, despairing wit ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – The Scotsman
“Razor sharp timing ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – Ed Fest Magazine
“A very funny hour of stand-up ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – Broadway Baby
“Definitely one to watch” – The List
“Made me genuinely laugh out loud” – The Brighton Argus
Here are links to biographical information for your visual pleasure. Also photographs of me looking fat and weird infront of a series of plain backgrounds. Please use them responsibly.
You can also find posters and reviews of previous shows I’ve done here. I wouldn’t bother – they’re really old now because I stopped posting them once they went bad. I wouldn’t worry about clicking on the blog link either – I got bored and forgot to update it, so now it’s kind of like a time capsule from 2015.