Hello. I am a stand up comedian. This is a one page website that has all my stuff on it. Gig dates, photos, videos, passive aggressive blogs about perceived slights, the whole schmear. I come here to relax, and you know, just generally be me. Kick off my spanks, discard the girdle, unhook the beard and chill. It’s like a David Lloyd gym membership – except that I use it.   

Here are some quotes from people who I’ve paid.

Casual brilliance” – The Guardian

Insightful, despairing wit ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – The Scotsman 

Razor sharp timing ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – Ed Fest Magazine

A very funny hour of stand-up ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – Broadway Baby

Definitely one to watch” – The List

Made me genuinely laugh out loud” – The Brighton Argus

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1 Caterham School, Caterham
3 Southampton Uni, Southampton
4 Half Moon, Putney, London
8 Comedy Box, Bristol
13 Comedy Cuts, Brighton
17 Joe Neary and Friends, Brighton
22 Comedy Box, Bristol
23 Always Be Comedy, Balham
25 Eventim Apollo, London
26 Bournemouth Uni, Bournemouth
27 Hypocrite Show, Lightbox, Woking


1 Hayes Beck Theatre
2 Dartford Orchard Theatre
3 Southend Cliffs Pavillion
4 Ipswich Corn Exchange
5 Kings Lynn Corn Exchange
6 Newcastle Tyne Theatre
8 Plymouth Pavilions
9 Bournemouth Pavillion
10 Yeovill The Octogon
11 Lowestoft Marina
12 Crawely, The Hawth
12 Comedy San Frontiere, Brighton
13 Dublin Olympia
15 Northampton
16 Howlers, Cheltenham Town Hall
17 Telford Oakengates
18 Aberystwyth Arts Centre
19 Nottingham Playhouse
20 Crewe Lyeum
21 Jo Neary and Friends, Brighton
23 Bromley Churchill Theatre
24 Swansea Grand
25 Cheltenham Town Hall
26 Wolverhampton Civic Centre
27 Belfast
29 Cambridge Corn Exchange
30 St Albans


If you would like to get in touch, either to say hello, call me a bearded prick or attempt to sell me “manhood enhancing” gel please feel free to drop me a line at philjerrodcomedian@gmail.com

For all bookings please contact flo@offthekerb.co.uk

Okay thanks bye!

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