News, Podcast and Bullshit Quotes

BULLSHIT QUOTES FOR MARKETING PURPOSES:

Here are some bullshit quotes from people who I’ve intimidated.

Casual brilliance”The Guardian

Insightful, despairing wit ⭑⭑⭑⭑”The Scotsman

Razor sharp timing ⭑⭑⭑⭑”Ed Fest Magazine

A very funny hour of stand-up ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – Broadway Baby

Definitely one to watch” – The List

Made me genuinely laugh out loud” – The Brighton Argus

OTHER TWADGE: 

Here are links to biographical information for your visual pleasure. Also photographs of me looking fat and weird infront of a series of plain backgrounds. Please use them responsibly.

You can also find posters and reviews of previous shows I’ve done here. I wouldn’t bother – they’re really old now because I stopped posting them once they went bad. I wouldn’t worry about clicking on the blog link either – I got bored and forgot to update it, so now it’s kind of like a time capsule from 2015.

blog | gallery | posters | reviews | bio

Standup Clips, videos, films, movies etc

ACTING SHOWREEL:
Thought i’d try a bit of acting this year. Got my mate Vladimir to make me an acting showreel. Pretty pleased with how this turned out.

STANDARD JOKES ABOUT OBVIOUS TOPICS
HOT WATER COMEDY – LIVERPOOL
Here’s a clip of the usual crap I spill out into theatres, pubs and caravan sites throughout the year.

KOMEDIA – BRIGHTON
…and again except now in Brighton (I do own more than one set of clothes I promise)

THE FLAT #1 – TALENT
Film of me being a dickhead in a flat

THE FLAT #2 – CUISINE
Second film of me being a dickhead in a flat – created after phenomenal lack of interest.

Get in touch, book me for stuff, insult me on Twitter

CONTACT ME PLEASE:

If you would like to get in touch, either to say hello, call me a bearded prick or attempt to sell me “manhood enhancing” gel please feel free to drop me a line at philjerrodcomedian@gmail.com

For all bookings please contact flo@offthekerb.co.uk

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AND REMEMBER:
If you’re going to be a wanker – be the biggest wanker you can be.