News, Podcast and Bullshit Quotes
BULLSHIT QUOTES FOR MARKETING PURPOSES:
Here are some bullshit quotes from people who I’ve intimidated.
“Casual brilliance” – The Guardian
“Insightful, despairing wit ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – The Scotsman
“Razor sharp timing ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – Ed Fest Magazine
“A very funny hour of stand-up ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – Broadway Baby
“Definitely one to watch” – The List
“Made me genuinely laugh out loud” – The Brighton Argus
Here are links to biographical information for your visual pleasure. Also photographs of me looking fat and weird infront of a series of plain backgrounds. Please use them responsibly.
You can also find posters and reviews of previous shows I’ve done here. I wouldn’t bother – they’re really old now because I stopped posting them once they went bad. I wouldn’t worry about clicking on the blog link either – I got bored and forgot to update it, so now it’s kind of like a time capsule from 2015.
blog | gallery | posters | reviews | bio
Standup Clips, videos, films, movies etc
Thought i’d try a bit of acting this year. Got my mate Vladimir to make me an acting showreel. Pretty pleased with how this turned out.
STANDARD JOKES ABOUT OBVIOUS TOPICS
HOT WATER COMEDY – LIVERPOOL
Here’s a clip of the usual crap I spill out into theatres, pubs and caravan sites throughout the year.
KOMEDIA – BRIGHTON
…and again except now in Brighton (I do own more than one set of clothes I promise)
THE FLAT #1 – TALENT
Film of me being a dickhead in a flat
THE FLAT #2 – CUISINE
Second film of me being a dickhead in a flat – created after phenomenal lack of interest.
Here is presented a list of venues where I press my disgusting wares
Get in touch, book me for stuff, insult me on Twitter
CONTACT ME PLEASE:
If you would like to get in touch, either to say hello, call me a bearded prick or attempt to sell me “manhood enhancing” gel please feel free to drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org
For all bookings please contact email@example.com
If you’re going to be a wanker – be the biggest wanker you can be.