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ULTIMATE SCRUTINY: Episode #2 Food and Drink

Episode 2 of our game changing podcast is out today. If you have a listen on ITunes please give it a review coz it bumps it up the rankings innit. God love you.

WIP SHOWS

I’m doing some work in progress show at the Brighton Fringe this year. It’s in May and the show is called ‘Snakes and Ladders’. It’ll be called SUBMERGED when it gets to Edinburgh though. I can no longer remember why I did this. I think it’s probably because I’m an idiot. Anyway – Good Morning… Oh and I’ve put dates of other previews below in an easy to follow ‘list’.
Edinburgh Previews 2017
Thursday April 6th – The Caroline of Brunswick, Brighton
Sunday April 30th – Mach Fest, Machynlleth
Sunday May 7th – Cardiff Glee
Tuesday May 9th – Smoke and Mirrors, Bristol
Monday 22nd May – Caroline of Brunswick, Brighton
Tuesday 23rd May – Caroline of Brunswick, Brighton
Wednesday 24th May – Caroline of Brunswick, Brighton
Sunday 28th June – Brighton Open Air Theatre
Wednesday 7th June – Sheffield Blunderbus
Sunday 11th June – Artista Cafe, Brighton
Sunday 25th June – Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth
Sunday 30th June – Komedia, Brighton
Thursday 27th July – Cutty Sark, London

ULTIMATE SCRUTINY: Episode #1 Leisure and Pleasure

Fabulous – another podcast. But this one is different – it’s two comedians talking bollocks for half an hour – okay so it’s not that different – but it is good and lovely and it’s got Phil Lucas on it and he’s funny as fuck. Please give it a go on your long commute home / intense jogging regime / wedding night.

It’s the end of culture. Everything that can be done, has been done. There’s no new music, no new haircuts, no new anything; it’s all just tweaks on what’s gone before. So, what an excellent time to have a look at the world and do a proper evaluation of what’s been good and what’s been abysmal.

Phil Jerrod and Phil Lucas invite you to the Court of Culture as they set out to review everything about the human race. EVERYTHING! It’s a tall order – and it’ll take a while. But make no mistake – this podcast is the last discussion, the end of the debate, the final analysis.

BULLSHIT QUOTES FOR MARKETING PURPOSES:

Here are some bullshit quotes from people who I’ve intimidated.

Casual brilliance”The Guardian

Insightful, despairing wit ⭑⭑⭑⭑”The Scotsman

Razor sharp timing ⭑⭑⭑⭑”Ed Fest Magazine

A very funny hour of stand-up ⭑⭑⭑⭑” – Broadway Baby

Definitely one to watch” – The List

Made me genuinely laugh out loud” – The Brighton Argus

OTHER TWADGE: 

Here are links to biographical information for your visual pleasure. Also photographs of me looking fat and weird infront of a series of plain backgrounds. Please use them responsibly.

You can also find posters and reviews of previous shows I’ve done here. I wouldn’t bother – they’re really old now because I stopped posting them once they went bad. I wouldn’t worry about clicking on the blog link either – I got bored and forgot to update it, so now it’s kind of like a time capsule from 2015.

blog | gallery | posters | reviews | bio

Standup Clips, videos, films, movies etc

ACTING SHOWREEL:
Thought i’d try a bit of acting this year. Got my mate Vladimir to make me an acting showreel. Pretty pleased with how this turned out.

BRIGHTON KOMEDIA:
Here’s a clip of the usual crap I spill out into theatres, pubs and caravan sites throughout the year.

THE FLAT #1 – TALENT
Film of me being a dickhead in a flat

THE FLAT #2 – CUISINE
Second film of me being a dickhead in a flat – created after phenomenal lack of interest.

Here is presented a list of venues where I press my disgusting wares

MARCH
Thu 2 / Picturedrome / Northampton
Fri 3 / Exeter Corn Exchange
Sat 4 / Oxford Glee Club
Tue 7 / Reading University
Thu 9 / Hellfire Club / High Wycombe
Fri 10 / Waterside Theatre / Aylesbury
Tue 14 / UCL / London
Thu 16 / Woodville Halls / Gravesend
Mon 20 / Jo Neary and friends / Brighton
Tue 21 / The Druids / Brighton
Fri 24 / The Brunswick / Hove
Tue 28 / The Hawth / Crawley
Wed 29 / Tring
Fri 31 / Newton Abbott
APRIL
Sat 1 / Funny bone
Thu 6 / Ed Preview @ The Caroline of Brunswick
Fri 7 / The Wardrobe / Bristol
Sat 8 / Towcester
Sun 9 / Komedia / Brighton
Mon 10 / HUB / Pleasance Theatre / Islington
Wed 12 / Pickle boy / Howling Hops / Hackney
Thu 13 / The Blue Man / Comedy Cuts Brighton / Brighton
Fri 14 / Nottingham Glee Club
Sat 15 / Nottingham Glee Club
Fri 21 / Wellingborough Castle
Thu 27 / Comedy Store / London
Fri 28 / Cardiff Glee Club
Sat 29 / Cardiff Glee Club
Sun 30 / Ed Preview @ The Old School / Mach Fest

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CONTACT ME PLEASE:

If you would like to get in touch, either to say hello, call me a bearded prick or attempt to sell me “manhood enhancing” gel please feel free to drop me a line at philjerrodcomedian@gmail.com

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AND REMEMBER:
If you’re going to be a wanker – be the biggest wanker you can be.